Cat Health - Cat Quotations

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.  ~Joseph Wood Krutch

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.  ~Doug Larson

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.  ~Pam Brown

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word.  And has filed it for reference.  ~Charlotte Gray

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.  It's not.  Mine had me trained in two days.  ~Bill Dana

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.  ~Leo Dworken

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.  ~Carl van Vechten

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.  ~Helen Thomson

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.  ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  ~Mary Bly

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.  ~Terry Pratchett

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.  ~Faith Resnick

Kittens are angels with whiskers.  ~Author Unknown

Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr.  Usually all will be forgiven.  ~Lenny Rubenstein

Everything I know I learned from my cat:  When you're hungry, eat.  When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam.  When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.  ~Gary Smith

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate.  From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.  ~Arthur Bridges

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  ~Author Unknown

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.  ~Joseph Epstein

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.  ~George Mikes

Cat lovers can readily be identified.  Their clothes always look old and well used.  Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.  ~Eric Gurney

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown

Dogs eat.  Cats dine.  ~Ann Taylor